KHAKIBUM (also KHAKIFLASH) - A khaki-tinted perspective by gay, India-born, Khakistani, daddy codger in 70s, peeping out from under button-down flap of back pocket on army surplus khaki drill shorts, held up by original boy scout belt, which still fits - though with extra hole punched!
I'll lick it up for him and, if he wants, snowball it into his own mouth. Then while my tongue his out I'd give his shithole one hell of a thorough licking too.