Showering together can affect men in different ways.

No matter what happens (or doesn't happen) no reason in the least to feel embarrassed or ashamed. Just go with it!

Cock-daddy.

Feeling the force of Nature through every inch of his body. Fabulous!

Why are there so many spoilsports around?

I think they should rather be taking down the details of whoever it is who's complained.

Is that an offer?

'Cos if so I'll take it. (Slurp, slurp!)

Sitting on the beach with a friend, minding one's own business........

.......when someone just has to come up and talk to you at a most inconvenient moment!

It's always advisable to take a driving break.........

..........by doing something entirely different, after which you can drive on refreshed.