Wouldn't you just LOVE to be part of this throng?

I don't give a shit about not being an authentic 'member' of this lot. I just wanna strip stark fuckin' naked and get right among them all to rub my body against theirs. I'd be shooting my spunk all over the fuckin' place - especially on their bare bums, I hope.

At Kumbh Mala is this some kind of Greek Olympics race enactment?

Whatever it is I like it. I wanna hang the medal onto the winner - but where?

The first essential ingredient for any first-class cocktail.......

........is a generous helping of fresh jizz. Don't skimp on it!