I value my life too much. I'd rather you finger-fucked me.
I wonder if in his life he's found enough holes able, wide and deep enough to accommodate that massive thing. There can't be that many around, which must frequently have left him terribly frustrated. On the other hand he should have been able to earn quite a bit by opening a stall at a fairground, say, to let people pay to go in and see his giant freak todger - and pay more to be allowed to touch and handle it - even more to lick it. But to properly suck it (if the cockhead would fit in your gob), it would be the sucker who wins a prize!
