Wednesday, 5 February 2020

Is he taking the piss?

Not sure about 'taking' but it's clear he needed to have one.
Few years ago on a TV programme there was a 'fun' survey done asking just the audience who happened to be there what they most envied about the bodies of the other sex. In this case it turned out that what women most envied about men was our ability to piss anywhere we wanted. And, speaking for myself, I agree that it is a blessing - unless, that is, you're caught by the cops, as I've been more than once, though on one occasion falsely accused! 
And now that you're wondering what most of the men there envied about women - multiple orgasms! Once again I think it's a perfectly justifiable response. Just imagine if we men could touch Heaven over and over again every time we fucked - or just tossed ourselves off! But would I want to swap that for our pissing capability? When it comes down to it, on balance probably not - though you may disagree.
So while we can, let's keep watering the grass! 😄

Savouring the unique taste of his pal's ultra-sensitive shithole.

I wanna be there to hear the rasp of that pink tongue as it rubs against the short hairs of the coffee-coloured bumhole, licking the shit outta his friend, who must surely be moaning in ecstasy, being the enviable passive partner - in what has got to be one of the most intimate, pleasure-heightened acts possible between two men. An essential, intrinsic part of any cock-fun session.  Go to it, guys! 😊