KHAKIBUM (also KHAKIFLASH, sometimes KHAKISHORTSMAN or just plain KHAKI) - A khaki-tinted perspective by gay, India-born, Khakistani, daddy codger in 70s, peeping out from under button-down flap of back pocket on army surplus khaki drill shorts, held up by original boy scout belt, which still fits - though with extra hole punched!
He's gonna get that pink Indian tongue covered in warm, thick, white Desi spunk very soon. I wish I was there so he could snowball it into my own mouth.
It's a good bet that he's ripped his jeans himself in precisely the places he wanted - and then to go out not wearing undies. That's what I would have done.