KHAKIBUM (also KHAKIFLASH, sometimes KHAKISHORTSMAN or just plain KHAKI) - A khaki-tinted perspective by gay, India-born, Khakistani, daddy codger in 70s, peeping out from under button-down flap of back pocket on army surplus khaki drill shorts, held up by original boy scout belt, which still fits - though with extra hole punched!
Doesn't look at all painful to me, though maybe he knows that this is only a warm up for what's in store, something to make him cry out for mercy - I hope. Ha ha!
But don't stay too long sitting on those stone steps if they're cold or I'll have to be warming up your bum - though I wouldn't mind doing that anyway.
There's one sure way to find out if he really is. Oh, wait a minute, I've thought of another......and another. But let's start by gently blowing from about one foot away.