I reckon they must have been designed by a gay chap - they are so macho, with two dirty great flap pockets on the bum attracting one's attention to that area. When I'm wearing them out on a windy day I like to walk in front of a group or couple, of nice, youngish guys, 'accidentally' leaving one or both flaps unbuttoned so they flutter like two little flags on my bum. Sometimes I swear that I can almost feel their fascinated gazes focussed on my khaki-clad backside.
When I'm having a session of cock-fun with another guy I sometimes like to get him to put these trousers on and, kneeling, suck him while my hands roam round to his back and play with the flaps, buttoning and unbuttoning them while my head goes back and forth, sometimes trying to thrust my hands deep into the pockets - which can be a bit awkward, but it all adds to my state of excitement.
By the way, when I'm having sex it doesn't necessarily have to have a khaki dimension. It's just an occasional added feature. I like stark bollock-naked sex too - as well as sex while wearing denim, leather, rubber, (I've got several army surplus rubber capes), P.V.C. ( Got a great workman's P.V.C. worker's black, hip-length, rain-jacket. A real turn-on.), plastic macs (sometimes useful in pissing games) - in fact I'm quite catholic in my fetishes, though khaki drill is the number one (almost certainly arising as a result of my abuse and humiliation at the hands of older scouts during Summer camp).. In fact I'll actually wear anything - as long as it's masculine!
Okay, so now would you put on these K.D. pants on for me?