........would surely need to be in the mood for some cock-fun.
And in his case the road-sign says it all, as does the state of his cock.
He doesn't deserve to be kept waiting long before some burly, obliging lorry driver comes along and screeches his brakes, unable to resist the chance of tasting that perfect, tightly-compact bum.
Looks like these two have had their cars broken down on them and badly need a hand - or rather more.
Above guy was getting desperate with so many cars gliding by and no help in sight, so he had to do something, anything, to catch someone's attention. This ought to do the trick.
And it'll need a brave soul, someone who's really desperate for a bit of fun (and a bit pissed) to take a chance on these guys - a bunch of strangers who may well not be gay anyway. Still, when you're that in need of cock one will take the most risky chances, won't one? (I speak from experience, by no means it having always been a pleasant one!)