KHAKIBUM (also KHAKIFLASH) - A khaki-tinted perspective by gay, India-born, Khakistani, daddy codger in 70s, peeping out from under button-down flap of back pocket on army surplus khaki drill shorts, held up by original boy scout belt, which still fits - though with extra hole punched!
Keeping mouth open at moments like this is the perfectly correct thing to do. Relish the wonderful feeling of your privileged position, you handsome devil!