If I asked for your help, what would YOU do?

I use a match to light it, but if I ask you to put it out without blowing, would you use spit or piss? - or both? I'd be happy with either - or both. Doesn't matter to me if, when you spit, it goes too far and lands on my face or anywhere else between that and the candle. Nor when you aim your cock and your stream of piss overshoots its target and wets my head, even drenching my hair. But whatever you do, do it quickly before the candle wax softens from my body heat and it starts to droop. I don't want to end up with roast nuts if the candle falls forward and sets alight the hairs on that stretch of skin and muscle that connects your balls to your shit-hole (which I so love to have licked), or, if it falls the other way, I don't want the indignity of suffering bum-burns!