Jesus fuckin' shit Almighty!

What can one do but to drop on yer knees and worship that enormous 'thing' - about as thick and as long as his fuckin' arm! A murder weapon, surely! Who'd like to be on the end of that? - only a masochist intent on suicide. Your sole choice would be which end would you like to be destroyed! Jesus Fuckin' Chriiiiiiiiist!!! 😱