JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!!!! Is that a fuckin' third leg or what?

Would anyone have enough KY in his home to be able to cope with taking that? No question about being able to just 'slide it in'! No matter how sleek and well-greased it is it's gotta be one hell of a struggle to take it in, even just half of it! Must be like having an entire black mamba up yer bum!