We've all done it, perhaps a couple of times, but more likely to have been on more than just the odd occasion, right? I've flashed while walking along, while sitting on a bench in a park and in a public square, and in trains - though not in a bus, as far as I can recall. (I'm not including in public toilets, a subject for future postings). It's rather like writing or drawing on shithouse walls, something every man has done - all filthy as fuck, of course, just as we all like to see and read - but hardly any of us will admit to ever having ever been guilty of doing it. Actually, the similarity goes further. It's being done in order for it to be seen, otherwise what would be the point in the first place? I had, in fact, intended this post to be about when I was actually caught by a cop in the act of writing on a wall above some piss-stalls, a 'dirty' message for all men generally and written with mis-spellings, just for a bit of harmless fun, to read as though it was done by someone in his early teenage years. I thought it might have raised a chuckle or two for any guy who read it while pissing. Who can honestly resist reading a few written words right in front of your eyes? But when this cop found me in the very act it was one of those cringeworthy times we've all experienced when you just want the earth to open up and swallow you. But I'll do that post another time - besides it's not easy to find pics on the subject to illustrate my narrative appropriately.
Most of the following are clearly deliberate flashings. At least one, maybe two, are 'accidental'.
First one is a burly labourer, standing at a counter, in order to buy something to improve his eyesight? - for when he looks in a full-length mirror, perhaps?
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Grandaddy has a strategically located rip in his jeans, and is waiting for someone to notice as they surely will very soon. And if it's someone he doesn't fancy, or someone of the 'wrong' sex, he can say "Oh sorry! I'd no idea. Just 'slipped out!'" But sure as shit I wouldn't mind letting that 'bait' of a silverdaddy cock catch me!
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Just relaxing in the open, fresh air, or has the sun gone to this couple's heads? I'd guess they're taking tentative steps to see how much they can get away with. (No underpants, note!)
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Looks like this guy may be in a D.I.Y. store. With a bit of luck he might find a 'workmate' to do whatever he wants with him. Good luck, I say.
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Going for full exposure at full kilt? One of the several benefits of this Scottish male dress is that it must be so easy to take a piss (and a shit) - with none of that fiddling around with buttons or zips, and then on your next layer, trying to fish your hosepipe out of your underpants, by which time you may be on the verge of panic, it taking so long, when you're fuckin' busting to go. You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't you?😁
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Even if he's aware of that tear in his jeans, which he obviously knows about, he might have forgotten about it at this moment. Okay, we'll give him the benefit of the doubt - but only just.
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As for the following three sporting ones, the first has a blatantly cheeky chap in front flashing his willy which the others, when they see the photo, might feel aggrieved at as he's stolen all the limelight from their own more respectable presences. Still quite funny, though.
There's no doubt that the following was an accident, though I pity the poor guy who's undoubtedly found that a view of his todger has been splashed all over the Internet.
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We've all been here like this happy sozzled trio of daddies, maybe not gay but who knows? A few beers to get us pissed and we think "Aw shit! What the hell! Let's just show it" - and why not?
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This guy popped out on a busy street just to get some fresh air. And, boy, does it feel good!
I've kept my own favourite of this batch of flashers till last. A hairy guy looking so hot in both senses. Will it help if he took off what's remaining of his clothes? Maybe not but I wouldn't complain. I'd like to coax him indoors into the shade and give him a relaxing massage for starters, though overlooking that tat on his left thigh. By the time we'd finished I dare say I'd be as hot as he looks now.
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