Sunday, 22 October 2023

Fans of Jesus look away NOW........

 


This is not me, but in my religious (Roman Catholic) days the image would absolutely have shocked and appalled me, and even now I can well recall the feeling of horror which I would have experienced. So likewise of those who are currently of a religious, specifically Christian, disposition. But I'm for many years now I've been well past that attitude and now wish to share with others as broad-minded as I like to think myself as being, just a little of the stuff on the subject matter which I've picked up from the internet over the years. 



Saint John the Baptist gives Jesus a facial, baptising him in his spunk, which Jesus appreciates as we can see from his circumcised cock:-


Jesus, so impressed by his facial, tries a multi-cocked piss-'n-cum bath - and fuckin' loves it:- 


 Now it's getting close to the end, so n
ot just the 'Last Supper' but the 'Last Orgy', a fine free-for-all:-



'The Agony in the Garden' of Gethsemane where Satan knows that a fool-proof way to tempt a man successfully (well, all except one) is to remind him of the incredible, intense ecstasy a man gets by having his shithole licked, as I'm sure you all know from your own experience:-  


After being arrested, tried, then tied to pillar to be scourged.......



 .....he's 'crowned'.........and then made to lie with one of his torturers who'd got excited during the scourging:-


After carrying the cross to Calvary, Jesus is stripped and nailed, but before the nailing is complete, and while his legs can still be prised apart, he's gang-raped by the Roman soldiers doing the execution - Jesus is, after all, a 'trophy' victim and they don't want to waste their chance. I don't think for a moment that the raping even gang-rape, either in private or openly, of a prisoner was that uncommon. There would have been no 'legal' prohibition of it. Besides, crucifixion was so frequent and such a mundane affair that those whose duties were to enforce it would have wanted their boredom alleviated. I wrote in a previous blog of Roman soldiers who, for their own 'amusement', would sometimes crucify their victims by nailing them to their crosses in twisted, contorted positions. And here we have a man claiming (in a sense) to be not only superior to all the rest of humanity, but capable of preventing suffering to himself by his mere will. You could say the he was 'asking for it'!



We know now that when a victim carried his cross to the place of execution, it wasn't a full cross but only the crossbeam (more than heavy enough anyway!) with the vertical standing beam already fixed in the earth, to be re-used over and over again. We're familiar with some of these standing beams having been sadistically fitted with an upward-pointing metal spike at around bum height, so that the victim, when nailed in hanging position and practically immobile, but still able to just about wiggle the centre of his body, to do anything, anything to even slightly alleviating the agonising weight on his arm and shoulders, could try to hoist himself up and try to rest on what it was he could feel behind him. And so he'd with yet additional horror feel that trying to sit on the metal spike he'd impaled himself over the toadstool-shaped head of the spike, so made that after his hole muscles had closed around it it'd be impossible to hoist himself off again. And with the spike now deep up his bum, getting higher and higher, it would be tearing away at his innards. But whether Jesus himself was subjected to this particular extra dose of sadism is, of course, unknown. However, what is probable is that many crucifixion victims couldn't help but have the additional humiliation of displaying erections, they having now lost all control of their bodies, muscles and functions, including pissing and cacking themselves. Not an edifying sight, to be sure. But what's a couple more humiliations on top of what they've already endured? But not only that. Some would helplessly ejaculate, shooting out the very final spurts of their lives, hot spunk (any scanty loincloth permitting, if worn at all) plop, plop, plop onto the ground below - perhaps into the eager open mouth of a Roman soldier? Who knows?


And so there he is - Hallelujah!:-

This picture, apart from the juicy hard-on and the inaccurate depiction of nails bring driven through the palms of the hands rather than the wrists, shows a Christ looking rather bored with the whole affair, as if waiting for the commercial break to be over. Still, his stiff-cocked angels look to be fancying each other.

In a previous blog some years ago I wrote at length on the question of whether the victims of crucifixion were allowed some minimum dignity by their being provided with some kind of loincloth, which may have been no more than a scanty, tattered rag - or were they exhibited openly exposed in full-cocked humiliation? The likelihood seems to have been that it all depended - sometimes on the area, sometimes on local practice, sometimes on the whim of the executioners. But why should any time have been wasted on the question at all, considering crucifixions for all sorts of crimes were so regular and so frequent? In Jerusalem alone one estimate is that around this time there were about 300 such executions per year! I've seen a scholarly surmise that around half of all crucifixions everywhere within the Roman Empire were carried out with the victim being totally naked, though highly likely to have been more. What is certain is that there was never a compulsory loincloth-wearing ordinance for everywhere

Of course, most of the art we see depicting the crucifixion shows the figure as wearing at least something to hide his 'tackle', but does it really have to be as unsexy as the following? What's he wearing - swimming trunks? It really spoils a scene which otherwise could have been most interesting.   

This one below is much better, a good-sized cock which any man - or king - would be well satisfied to own!



So, three days later - voila! - up he rises..............



The End - or is it?.........


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To finish with, here's some guys demonstrating what they think of the whole story.......









And if you're really, really keen to show what you think, there's something very special for you......


And really finally, how about a handy peg, somewhere for those paedo priests to hang their dog collars when they strip off prior to them fucking some poor, unlucky altar boy:-


AMEN!