Calling all MEN! Fancy a lick? FREE for all men with a tongue..

If you want more than a lick, that should be possible. If it's unusual it might have to be the subject of negotiation but I'm sure an arrangement could be made (depending on if I'm pissed at the time and to what extent). But even totally sober I am quite broad-minded.

Btw I am NOT a male slut! I'm just a humble, khaki-skinned chap offering assistance to other guys wishing to experience simple pleasures.