Half human, half elephant?

Christ Almighty! Where does he put it? Who is able to take it - all of it? Can he ever wear shorts without getting arrested? How many times has he sucked himself off? When he face-whips any guy with that does he knock them out - or fuckin' kill them with that lethal weapon? Can he ever walk without it banging against the inside of his knees, and all that friction making it spurt off?..........The questions keep coming.