Another army punishment that cracks me up.

Ha ha! This is SO fuckin' funny! Two squaddies being punished - one being made on his knees to act like a dog and lick the balls of his trussed-up army buddy, who can't stop himself getting all excited and hardened till he spurts huge gobbets of hot spunk into the air.  How embarrassing and humiliating! No doubt the guy doing the balls-lick then had to lick the cum up from off the floor. I wonder what the pair had been doing to deserve this appalling treatment. Maybe they were found with a hard-on in the shower - or tossing themselves off under the blanket at night - or even caught with one sucking the other? Whatever it was, wish I'd been there to witness their punishment and to make sure it was performed to the drill sergeant's complete satisfaction.

I'm fuckin' gagging for the tongue of some randy guy - a horny Indian chap would be fuckin' PERFECT!

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If only all or ANY of my public toilet visits were like this.

In my recent blog I told of an incident which went horribly wrong - at least it felt so at the time. Sometimes these visits to a public shithouse do go pretty well -or even brilliantly. But when things go right they are boring to relate. Over the years I've had quite a few scary experiences, some real close encounters with dangerous men and circumstances, not to mention the police. These are the incidents which are more interesting to write about. Though some of them scared me shitless when they happened, I have manage to escape pretty well unscathed. At least so far.
    So in future blogs, occasionally, I'll tell you about some of these times, some of which seem quite funny in hindsight, even though I came close to injury on a number of occasions. But when one is desperate for cock fun, and your todger is acting as your brain, sometimes you've just got to follow where it points, right?

Toilet relief?

Last Summer I wrote on some web-site (I'd thought it had been this one, but it seems not) about how I'd gone into a public toilet, looking for a bit of cock fun with any horny stranger or two and, while sitting in the cubicle, army surplus shorts round ankles and cock sticking up like a ramrod up in anticipation, had had the door suddenly kicked open by a couple of kids who filmed me in shock and then hurriedly trying to cover myself up. I was largely to blame for this mishap myself, because, to draw attention to my presence and to encourage any guy to look in out of curiosity, I'd written on the wall above the piss-stalls with a felt-tip pen - "IF THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE SHIT ROOMS HE'S SURE TO BE PLAYING WITH HIS COCK"". In addition, I'd left the door unbolted and slightly ajar. As I was sitting there, waiting for a randy-minded bloke to come in, me with a can of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, reading the dirty stories and jokes on the walls, I'd heard the footsteps of a couple of kids coming into the toilet, standing at the stalls and heard their piss splashing while whispering and giggling to each other. I couldn't hear what they were saying but their laughs were growing. Then there was a shuffling about, more whispering and sniggering - and suddenly, without warning, with a mighty kick the door flew back in my face and I was there looking aghast at a couple of young chaps, aged perhaps 13 or 14, laughing while one held his mobile, filming me sitting on the toilet in shocked reaction. Since both my hands were occupied I couldn't very well quickly hide my swollen hoosie till I put down my beer. My first reaction had been to push the door shut again but they only gave it another violent kick, almost breaking my knuckles, and getting another few seconds  of me in stiff-cocked confusion. Then they ran out, both laughing wildly - and I was left there shaken, embarrassed, with todger rapidly losing its stiffness. My randy mood had disappeared. I got up, wiped my bum, pulled up my shorts and left the toilet.
    It was only later when the horrific thought struck me that they would not only show the brief film to their friends for amusement, me with my face fully exposed (as well as my lower regions), but they would very likely post it on YouTube for the whole world, including people I know, to witness and to laugh at my humiliation. For a long time after this incident I dreaded finding it on that site or somewhere else - and I still occasionally nervously check to see if I can find it. So far I haven't discovered it - and do you know what? In place of a feeling of relief that, after all, it's not been posted (at least in any obvious place), there's actually a sense of disappointment. I know even now that I'd hate it for my being exposed to everyone like that - but, even so, it would be oddly exciting. Even now my cock is twitching at the thought of it happening. Strange, isn't it? I almost feel cheated that it hasn't happened. I think the only way to find out how I'd really react is for it to actually appear somewhere where I could watch it myself. If it doesn't I'll just have to go back to that same shit-house, armed with beer and ciggies, and sit in that same cubicle once more - hoping those same kids come back and give me a repeat experience!

    

My todger is stiff and ready to shoot - all I need is a hole to put it in....

.....so either turn round and bend over - or get on your fuckin' knees RIGHT NOW, you little shit!!!

A fantasy sketch from my randy teenage years

I've unearthed this drawing I did when I was a youngster, while still (externally at least), a devout practicing Roman Catholic - and what a sex-crazed little bugger I must have been! I know that I would never have owned up in Confession to having drawn anything like this even though I knew that even just thinking of such things was a mortal sin, condemning me to everlasting Hell-fire torment. 
   This was at a time long before porn videos were available and even before porno magazines were easily obtainable. One had to order them from abroad, always with the very real risk of having the package opened and examined by the police - and often actually being charged with soliciting 'indecent' material, so it was a very oppressive and dangerous time when I didn't dare risk as much as some did. The only regular and marginally less dangerous means to gather porn material was from contacts written on walls of public shithouses - or to read the stories, looking at the drawings (while tossing yourself off) - and, as I did, to make one's own contributions to this 'artists and writers gallery' for others to appreciate. Sad times.
    I haven't shown this drawing to anyone before - and it would have been a shame to have kept it unseen. I never continued with sketching, though now wish I had. However, the subject of this drawing shows that my teenage imagination was pretty fertile - and I already  knew what was turning me on. Hope some of you like it too.

This picture made my cream my jeans - in a public library!

This photo may not do much for you, but it was the first one I saw which catered for my particular 'tastes', before I got my own p.c., and when the only option available was to use the computer bank in my local public library. On that occasion, before I was aware of what was happening, and before I could stop myself, I'd spunked in my Wranglers. Anyone who has followed my blog would know that it wasn't who was wearing the scout uniform but the uniform itself - bringing back such painfully pleasurable memories, memories which still get me 'excited', of the time when I had my innocence stripped from me at the age of 12 during Summer camp by a group of bullying older scouts who thought it was good fun to degrade and 'initiate' my unwilling body - and thereby, unbeknown to them, because of scout associations with this first experience, drawing me into a web of khaki drill fetishism which enmeshed me and from which I've been unable to escape for the rest of my life - though over the years I've found that I'm not by any means the only one with this characteristic - as well as sowing seeds of a liking for S/M, including getting a kick out of making others feel as ashamed and embarrassed as I had been. I won't go into the lurid details of my shameful sexual humiliation all over again as it's all been set out out in previous blogs of mine.
    However, getting back to the subject of this blog, on that day in the library I'd been surfing the web for scout-related articles, particularly images, and I came across this as part of a feature debating the pros and cons of whether British scouts should continue to wear shorts as part of their uniform. In the computer section of the library there were about 20 individual computers, each desk separated by a wooden partition which concealed the screen from any person who happened to be using the adjacent computer. On that occasion there was a young oriental-featured lady seated next to me. As I say, when this image came up I got so excited, and so quickly (I hadn't even noticed my cock stiffening) that the first I was aware of what was happening was when I felt the uniquely unmistakeable peak of pleasure when I was shooting my load into my jeans. As usual when wearing jeans I hadn't been wearing underpants  (I like to feel the jean material against my most intimate body parts - rather like the 'no underpants' rule in my scout troop)) and after spunking I felt not just the surprise of it all happening so fast, but the awareness that very soon a wet patch would be showing in my crotch area. I'd tried my best to conceal from my neighbour any external manifestations of my shooting (stifling my gasps etc). When it was over and I'd recovered myself I knew I quickly had  to terminate my session and return home (about 15 minutes away). hoping that the wet patch wouldn't be too conspicuous by the time I got there. Back in my flat, I took off my jeans, licked up the now-cool jizz from the inside of my jeans, (it would have been a shame to have wasted it!) and took a shower, all the time with the very same image of this khaki-uniformed scout as above, imprinted forever in my mind.

Just before it spurted

Randy, excited, with cock stiffened by the texture, look, feel and smell of all that khaki, with its army/scout/policeman/workman memories and male associations, I only wish there had been a man's mouth there ready to catch and swallow my hot, fresh spunk. When there's no mouth or bumhole available to shoot into sometimes I toss myself off into the flap back pocket of a pair of army shorts. As I don't like to wash the dried spunk out (the filthier it gets, the better!), over time the pocket lining gets crusty and hard and makes it uncomfortable to rub my poker-stiff hoosie against it - it can even cut if I'm not careful. Because of this, through the years I've gone through quite a number of shorts, some of which have eventually disintegrated through the extreme rough treatment and pumping they get, if they last that long. Coming up to the moment of climax I like to imagine I'm an army rookie, having been ordered to lick clean the unwiped shithole of a sadistic sergeant who's just had a cack and thinks it a great joke to make me use my tongue as toilet paper, maybe having plopped a big, warm, choc-fudge coloured, steaming, plump turd onto the middle of my naked chest - or face. "YES SIR!!!"  (By the way, I've just creamed myself writing this.)

Army life can be so fuckin' tough!

What a laugh! These two squaddies discovered in the latrines having a quickie, secret cock-suck are then dragged out and, deeply ashamed, forced to perform their cock-fun under the contemptuous glare of the drill sergeant, the air blue with his cussing and swearing at them as they desperately try to get it over with. He orders the one doing the sucking to toss himself off while sucking and swallowing all his pal's spunk down to the last fuckin' drop. However, they know only too well that when this part is over they'll be cacking their shorts as he'll have some additional devilish punishment for this hapless duo to undergo for their disrespectful breaching of stringent army rules regarding friendship. Ha ha ha! The whole situation makes me almost piss myself!

My second-ever experience.

   WEARING MY WRANGLER JEANS RATHER LOW

My jeans were a pretext and feature of the second sexual experience I ever had, just as my scout shorts had been for my first.
      I would have been 15 years old, three years after that very first time. Quite a long gap but after being 'corrupted' in the Scout movement my mind and fantasies had been working overtime during that period, despite my Catholic upbringing shouting at me that even thinking of sex was a mortal sin for which I'd be condemned to hell-fire for eternity - at least if I didn't confess to a priest

     I got the idea that I'd go to a cinema and, for the first time since I'd been forced to smoke a cigarette in that incident where older scouts had taken my virginity at my top end (making me drink beer for the first time as well, before turning their attention to my 'lower parts'), I'd steal a ciggie from my Dad's drawer where he always left an open packet, and smoke it in the cinema. It's the one and only time I ever stole anything from my Dad, and I've been thoroughly ashamed of that act ever since. It's difficult to explain why I found just the thought of doing this thing (which had come into my mind quite spontaneously), as sexually-charged - but it was the association of smoking to that scout-camp sexual experience that turned me on.
    Anyway, having stolen the fag, as I was going to see the film (this was at a time where smoking was not only permitted in cinemas, but practically the whole audience puffed away) I realised before I got there that I had nothing to light it with. I'm sure that I was already semi-hard and finding it difficult to walk, but when I went into a newsagent just to buy a box of matches, the recollection of my first time (which had also involved using matches) my cock was fully stiff and I was, very awkwardly, practically bent double with one hand thrust deep into a pocket. I bought what I wanted and hurriedly exited, hoping that others seeing me would think that I was just in pain with that stoop and conspicuous limp. How I didn't cream my jeans before I got to the cinema I don't know.
    When I entered the auditorium, with the lights still on, as it was a very warm afternoon, there were very few people in - just a few singles dotted here and there - and a couple of middle-aged men sitting together in the back row. I felt their eyes on me as I went into one of the empty rows a few in front of them, and sat right at the end against a wall, waiting for the lights to go down.
   Eventually it darkened and, taking a deep breath, felt that my moment had arrived. I took out the cigarette, put it in my mouth (the very first time I'd felt a ciggie on my lips since that incident, three years before), struck a match and sucked in the smoke. The taste and sensation brought back vividly my abuse. My cock had risen right up, under my lightish blue jeans. Just as I was closing my eyes to drink in the memory (I wasn't paying the least bit of attention to what was happening on the screen) I felt a movement along the row and saw a chap, one of the two men from the back row, coming towards me. I froze as he approached, sitting on the seat beside me.
   "Got a light, mate?"    He'd seen the flare from my match.
Wanting him away quick, I took out the matches and gave him the box. He lit his own cigarette, then gave the box back to me. But he didn't get up.
   "Nice jeans, mate."
He put a hand on my knee, rubbing it. He still didn't get up but sat there, now with his hand motionless on my be-jeaned knee. I had, by now, turned to stone. I couldn't say anything, move or even hardly breathe. I can't even remember if my own cigarette was still in my mouth. I was too nervous/excited wondering what would happen next. He too was silent.
  Then his hand slowly moved up my thigh. I waited. My cock was, of course, still as stiff as a poker.
Eventually, his fingers touched the bulge in my jeans. He could feel it was hard. I heard a gasp of satisfaction - from him? from me? from both? I don't know.
    Then he started fumbling with the buttons of my fly, all the while I sitting there immobile, fascinated, excited, but feeling mortal-sin dirty. Eventually he undid a couple of buttons - and my cock sprang up like a jack-in-the-box. (I was wearing no underpants so it was inevitable - just as the scout rule that had forbidden the wearing of anything under shorts had also contributed to my 'downfall').
   Now this is the part that seems a blur, but after touching and gripping the shaft of my hard hoosie (the first time anyone else had touched it in all that three year gap), he took my own hand - and put it on his own stiff cock which was also standing out free although I don't remember him undoing his own fly. Of course I had never touched anyone else's cock before - and what I remember most of all is not only its hardness but its heat! I felt I was holding onto a red-hot iron bar or something. And I could feel it pulsing in my grip. I couldn't loosen my fist. It was still as though my entire body was paralysed. I couldn't move it up or down, my hand just remained fastened to that throbbing, hot shaft.
     But he was now not just holding my own cock but moving his own hand up and down. I knew what he wanted was the inevitable result, and I had no power to resist. Up and down his hand went. But I'd been in such an excited state for so long now that it didn't take much before the expected occured and, stifling a loud moan, I shot my load - the first spurt landing back on my knee, subsequent spurts over his wrist, still working actively up and down, but also gently, as though with consideration. "Aaaaaah!" he said as my warm jizz flowed down over his hand, like lava from a volcano. Then I was spent. He took his hand away. Somehow my own hand had become detached from his cock. I didn't see him putting his cock away - surely it must still have been stiff? Without a word he got up, walked along the row (did I really see him licking his hand?) and returned to his seat behind me, whispering something to his companion. Was there a chuckle between them? I think so.
    So I was left, sitting there spent of energy and spunk - and feeling dirtily guilty again. My cock had now returned to a soft state and I tucked it back into my jeans. I didn't know what to do next. One thing was certain, though. I couldn't face the embarrassment of seeing him and his companion again in the full light of day.  I had to get out. So, despite my having paid admission, I got up and, hoping that they thought I was only going to the toilet to clean myself up, I went out and left the cinema.
   It was a sunny day and. looking down at my jeans, I could see a fairly conspicuous wet patch on my knee, as well as few flecks of wet around the crotch.  I couldn't do anything about them so I walked to a deserted area and walked up and down till the hot sun dried away the wet patches, leaving them a bit white and a bit crusty.

So that was my second-ever sexual experience - and both times had not been at my instigation.
My first time I'd been frightened, had resisted (albeit against the overwhelming force of the perpetrators) and afterwards had deeply resented it.
This second time, although a bit nervous, I looked on with interest at what was being done to me, and afterwards felt that I'd grown a bit.
I was yet to take my first cock in the mouth, my first cock up the bum and yet to put my own cock in those openings of others. (The beautiful hole-licking experience was yet to be some time away.) 
But at this stage it really wasn't to be that long before I expanded my experiences to those areas, taking the initiative myself.  However, one thing was clear - there was to be no going back now.
My active sex life had really begun.


     

If only........

Well, I can dream, can't I?

A gift I got from 'Anon'.

I so wish I knew who was the anonymous guy who sent me this drawing and poem a few years ago. It was received not long after I'd posted onto another gay site my experience in the scouts when I was bum-caned (with shorts on, but no underpants) before being expelled. (The full story will follow, I promise - sure as shit.)
    I'd mentioned in my story how this experience had drilled a fetish into me of all things not just scout-related, but in addition, relating to the army,  especially when the uniform was similar -  and for corporal punishment as well, particularly having one's bum beaten. And he's picked up on all these and combined everything into a brilliant single feature.I find it impossible to believe that he doesn't share at least some of my tastes. So please, if you happen to see this, you Boy Scout/army/C.P. fan, get in touch with me again and maybe we can have some F-U-N!
   I realise that for many of you who read my blog it will not do anything. It's a fairly specialised area.But I'd like to think that there are maybe just one or two out there  whose hoosie gives at least a little twitch at the sight of this - especially in India, that proud original country of k.d. shorts (albeit through British military occupation, which is another story) So, well? Does yours twitch?



I've just noticed that his poem might not be easy to read, so here it is again:-

Young soldiers at play can be really quite rough.
Here's one beating another to see if he's tough
Tight khaki drill shorts let the beaten one feel
 every whack nice and hard, as weal after weal
 is laid stinging across his pert, jutting bum.
I'd love to be able to join in the fun.
I'd be equally happy were that me with the stick
  OR the one bending over....
    Now which would YOU pick?

Brilliant, eh?

If I asked for your help, what would YOU do?

I use a match to light it, but if I ask you to put it out without blowing, would you use spit or piss? - or both? I'd be happy with either - or both. Doesn't matter to me if, when you spit, it goes too far and lands on my face or anywhere else between that and the candle. Nor when you aim your cock and your stream of piss overshoots its target and wets my head, even drenching my hair. But whatever you do, do it quickly before the candle wax softens from my body heat and it starts to droop. I don't want to end up with roast nuts if the candle falls forward and sets alight the hairs on that stretch of skin and muscle that connects your balls to your shit-hole (which I so love to have licked), or, if it falls the other way, I don't want the indignity of suffering bum-burns!

Peek-a-boo!

I wonder if this scout knows. Certainly his shorts are very... well, 'short'. If ours had been like that, in a troop where it was a strictly enforced rule that no underpants were to be worn (as this one also seems to be in), we could hardly have avoided going around exposing our little, boy-sized hoosies and barely-ripened and newly-functioning little plums.
  Our shorts were standard knee-length, or, at the highest, just above the knees, and so there was little risk of inadvertently 'airing the canary' - at least until, in my case, on that traumatic day for me at Summer camp, when I was grabbed and held with an older scout's arm around my neck while another scout violently pulled my shorts right down to the ankles - and then.....well, maybe that'll be for future blog. (I've already described at length what happened on other sites so I'm not racing to repeat it all again here, though it was some years ago. But if the mood takes me, who knows?)

Bumming a ride.

It's some years since I last did this, but a few times I went for hikes in the countryside attired like this, in full K.D. My army surplus haversack would contain a few cans of strong lager and at various points in the hike I'd stop for a drink - sometimes going into a pub if there was one around. There'd usually come a point when I found that I'd got myself a bit sloshed and, consequently, randier as well as a bit braver.
    I'd try to hitch a lift in this 'uniform', which was quite eye-catching anyway, people thinking I was an overgrown Boy Scout (Yes!), a big-game safari hunter, or a World War II British Army 'Desert Rat' fighter from El Alamein. Whatever they thought it was certainly conspicuously unusual enough for passing cars to notice - even before I raised my thumb..I did usually get a lift - eventually - but I think it scared off at least as many as those who were curious enough to stop. The togs I was wearing probably gave the impression that the wearer was somehow 'unstable' or, at least, not to be trusted.
(My particular experiences while getting a lift will have to wait for another blog, otherwise this entry will be getting too long.)
   Anyway, once when I'd got myself pissed enough I had the idea of walking along the side of the country road, thumb out, and just as I heard a particular vehicle approaching behind me I'd 'accidentally' let my shorts slip down - and make a great show of trying to get them back up quickly (as well as making great show of my arse!). As in my Scout Troop, where we weren't allowed to, I would never wear anything under the shorts. But it all needed perfect timing which, in a half-befuddled state, wasn't always easy to achieve. First I'd have to look out for the approach of the car or (better) lorry or van by finding a vantage point where, with my pocket binoculars, I could spy on vehicles coming towards me from a distance away - and make sure there was only one male, the driver, in it. (Two men would have been a nice idea but under the circumstances was too risky) These were the only ones I wanted to give me a lift.
  With alcohol coursing through my body, sometimes I made a clumsy mess of the plan. The vehicle's driver would sense that I was half-drunk and after maybe slowing down, would be scared off and speed away again. Sometimes I'd get a honk of the horn, (No, I don't mean THAT horn - at least not yet.), but I wouldn't know if it was an acknowledgement in friendly fashion or a hoot of derision. Sometimes I'd even hear them shouting out something, but never managed to catch the words from the moving lorry etc.
    But very occasionally (stressing the 'very') things would work out close to what I'd intended. Once in the cab or car I'd mutter an apology about my shorts slipping, which would get a response of the "It doesn't matter, ha ha!" variety and I knew then that there were 'possibilities'. If he HAD been shocked or offended, he certainly wouldn't have stopped for me. Then, wearing shorts and sitting down beside him with my bare knees and thighs, I'd edge closer to his left hand, far enough for him to 'touch' my leg as he went for the gear lever (again, accidentally, of course). In addition, having drunk all that beer I couldn't last long without needing a piss so I could also work that round in my favour.
  But on a couple of occasions the driver sussed out what I was up to and, suddenly stopping the vehicle, ejected me, with some choice words ringing in my ears. I did come close to being beaten up on at least one occasion. That's the trouble with drinking - it makes you bolder but it simultaneously clouds the judgment. However, just once or twice (well maybe slightly more than that) the guy was willing to 'play'.....
.
     As I say, all that will have to wait for a future blog.

Writing on toilet walls

I got all my early sex education from reading shithouse walls. It must have been one day when I was in my mid-teens when I needed a cack and was far from home, so my choice was whether to go in some bushes or to enter one of these dark, mysterious, ramshackle buildings - all unattended in those days. I'd never been into the cubicles of one of these public toilets before, though I might well have been in there just for a piss.
   If there was the odd scribblings on the walls outside of the cubicles, nothing prepared me for what was beyond the door. It was unbelieveable -  jokes, stories, suggestions, commands in many different handwritings and sorts of pen, pencil, biro, marker pens etc - and many drawings too, all of some sexual act. I was fairly, though not entirely, 'innocent' then, but still had the capacity to be shocked. And I was profoundly horrified at the crude depiction of a stiff-cocked, naked man with another man's stiff cock in his mouth. It had never even occurred to me at my then tender age that such things were done. It made me feel sick! I'm not sure if on that occasion I ever actually had the shit I so badly needed. It could well have been that I was so horrified and distracted by all these 'disgusting' writings and drawings that that particular need was no longer there. I left that toilet in a state of total confusion, appalled at what I'd seen.
    But the dam had been breached. I could never 'undo' that experience no matter how I wished I could. But over the next few days the horror of what I'd seen written and drawn up there gradually lessened, though I could not get it out of my mind. This harsh feeling then reduced and was transformed into one of interest, then curiosity - and finally, into one of desire. Alone in my bed every night I'd get hard just thinking of some of the things that I'd read. Even sucking didn't seem quite as ugly as it did at first. It even became intriguing. I had to go back - just to check that my eyes hadn't been playing tricks with me. (I suppose some might say that I'd now been well and truly 'corrupted'). So after a few more days back I went - and found that not only had I seen and read it all correctly, I was finding it not just fascinating, but even 'exciting'. The 'filthier' the idea was, the more it excited me. I started exploring more toilets, more and more till I'd been to all the public toilets in the town. Sometimes there was so much scribbling that you could hardly see the fuckin' wall! I could have spent 24 hours in there and still not had time to read everything. There were always some drawings of and stories about women, but they didn't interest me. And, of course, there were holes knocked into walls and doors at a very 'appropriate' height, often blocked up with screwed-up bog paper which was dead easy to remove - but that's a blog for another day. I started grading the toilets in my mind to determine which were the ones worth re-visiting. When making some of these visits there'd be men already in there, making out as though they were having a piss but, as I soon was to find out, just loitering around until someone came in who had the same thing on their mind as they did - quick sex. (I'll tell about these actual physical experiences of mine in a later blog.) But for the moment at least I ignored them and their advances. Sometimes they even waved their big reddish horn at me! But at the beginning I was too embarrassed, even frightened, to take up their offers, though there were always some who found it hard to take 'no' for an answer. I discovered early on that now and again there'd be a bloke so desperate that he'd try to hold on to me to prevent my leaving, but I always managed to escape (though there were a few hair-raising experiences). Once outside I knew I was safe as I knew that he could never come chasing after me with a hard todger protruding out of his trousers. Anyway, they sometimes had their pants round their ankles anyway.
    I got an insatiable craving to do the rounds of these shithouses and to read more and more of these 'dirty' stories. I just couldn't control it. I saw that some were messages suggesting appointments to meet up. I started writing answers to some of these but for a while was too scared to follow them through. Then I started writing my own stories on the walls (mostly out of my own fantasies as I didn't have all that much experience then.) as well as doing my own crude drawings of men fucking each other or sucking each other off, spunk dribbling down their chins. Even though I had this particular fascination of cocksucking, at this point I hadn't yet tried it myself, either giving or receiving. Nor had I yet been fucked up the bum. Funny, but I even thought that after being fucked the man's cock would come out covered in your shit! In time (not that long) I was to experience both fucking and sucking - both as doer and receiver, but that was a little way ahead as yet.
   But in the years since that time, all writing on shithouse walls has fascinated me deeply. It's such a fuckin' shame that all those old, crumbling, unattended public shitouses have gone - and largely been replaced by (far fewer) horrible, well-lit, clean bogs, often attended, or even with CCTV cameras in them, ostensibly as a deterrent to drug-dealing, but deterring also a lot more than that.
    So, that time has past. I'm grateful for those exciting years, but even more grateful to those kindly shithouse-wall 'artists, poets and writers' who gave me my valuable sex education - and helped me, in my own way, to pass on their and my acquired knowledge to younger guys than I am, before it was too late and these wonderful 'educational establishments' passed away into history for ever.

Another humiliating army punishment.

Whenever I want to be cheered up I only have to look at a sketch like this and I'm pissing myself with laughter. A 'bad lad' being forcibly tossed off by one of his mates, and having his balls licked at the same time, under the stern watch of the drill sergeant who gave the command, while two more squaddie victims await their turn, quaking in their army boots - and cacking their shorts, I bet. Terrible for those who've never yet touched a cock other than their own - and for the others who have, it can't be much fun being made to do in front of their sadistic commanding officer what they do to each other in private in the showers or wherever. I wonder what they did to deserve such embarrassing punishment. I reckon it could only be that one night out on leave they went out to a pub, got themselves sloshed and in their usual macho way ("mine's bigger than yours") they bragged about how many girls each one had fucked, got into a brawl and were hauled back to barracks by the military police who'd been called out to break up the disturbance. So it was only right that their punishment would be something to take them down a peg or two, something they wouldn't want their mates knowing about. But one thing is certain. They sure as shit won't forget their punishment in a hurry. - Ha ha!

Bumhole licking - Sublime. So why don't ALL guys do it?

It may be just my bad luck but I've found that out of all the guys I meet and have cock-fun with, it's only a minority who will engage in this most beautiful of acts. I cannot understand it. I usually start by being the one who licks their hole, which is fine by me, because I get immense pleasure from being the active partner in this act too. Once I've started with my tongue I hardly ever get anyone telling me NOT to do it. They clearly love it having done to them as much as I do - after all, the bumhole is the most erogenous zone after the cock itself - for some guys even moreso,
When I'm licking them around and inside their hole they'll moan and quiver in ecstasy, giving themselves up totally  to this most heightened pleasure. Yet when I ask them to do the same to me, many are not so keen. If they answer at all they'll mumble something about "not doing that sort of thing" (when they just fuckin' LOVE to take it!) or they'll pretend that I didn't say anything..Why is this? It seems so fuckin' selfish. I'm just an average human being who likes to receive pleasure too! If they're worried that I might not be clean, if I'm in my flat I'm happy to do an extra wash in my bathroom for them. If I'm out in bushes or in a public toilet I always carry bottled water around with me so don't mind at all giving myself an additional, precautionary hole-wash - which is, by the way, something I don't usually demand of them, unless my exploring their bum leads me to think that they also need a wash. But usually the excitement of the moment carries me through and I don't give a thought to it until I ask them to lick me.
  In so many videos and porno photos, like the one above, you see guys only too willing to lick the shit out of each other. I only wish that every guy I met had the same healthy mentality. It's frustrating to be denied it right when you're nearing the peak of your pleasure. Do you other guys agree with me? It's perfectly natural, nothing to be ashamed of - and it's just so fuckin' BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL!

I find these old-style British army K.D. trousers SO fuckin' sexy!

                                                       I reckon they must have been designed by a gay chap - they are so macho, with two dirty great flap pockets on the bum attracting one's attention to that area. When I'm wearing them out on a windy day I like to walk in front of a group or couple, of nice, youngish guys, 'accidentally' leaving one or both flaps unbuttoned so they flutter like two little flags on my bum. Sometimes I swear that I can almost feel their fascinated gazes focussed on my khaki-clad backside.
 When I'm having a session of cock-fun with another guy I sometimes like to get him to put these trousers on and, kneeling, suck him while my hands roam round to his back and play with the flaps, buttoning and unbuttoning them while my head goes back and forth, sometimes trying to thrust my hands deep into the pockets - which can be a bit awkward, but it all adds to my state of excitement.
By the way, when I'm having sex it doesn't necessarily have to have a khaki dimension. It's just an occasional added feature. I like stark bollock-naked sex too - as well as sex while wearing denim, leather, rubber, (I've got several army surplus rubber capes), P.V.C. ( Got a great workman's P.V.C. worker's black, hip-length, rain-jacket. A real turn-on.), plastic macs (sometimes useful in pissing games) - in fact I'm quite catholic in my fetishes, though khaki drill is the number one (almost certainly arising as a result of my abuse and humiliation at the hands of older scouts during Summer camp).. In fact I'll actually wear anything - as long as it's masculine!
 Okay, so now would you put on these K.D. pants on for me?

Holy Dancer

This guy really turns me on. Would be fuckin' great to feel my naked body in his arms while I in turn cling onto his naked brown body. He can do his dance in my bedroom any time - and I know just how to pay him for his trouble - like inviting him to rest that bouncing cock in my open mouth. And as a bonus I'd say he can sit on my face while I lick the shit out of him.