Coming down steps he met stranger wearing only a rubber johnny - so why not USE him?

 

Sounds eminently sensible to me. Impaled and firmly lodged there until the fuck-stick's owner that's pierced him decides to make a move. I shouldn't be surprised if the guy under him could stand up and carry him away, even without using his hands, like a marshmallow on the end of a roasting stick, though writhing and struggling helplessly to get off. 😆